- FAQed-Up
- Posted by Virginia @ 02:43 PM
- File under: FAQ-ed up
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Okay, seeing as this blog all spankity new, and thus no one has been much with the Asking of the Questions yet, we'll go with Fortuitously Anticipated Questions.
1. The categories. What mean they?18+: It gots the naughty, naughty words, and we don't want to see you get fired/banned from the library/punched by someone's mom. Especially if we don't get to film it.
Cartoon: Somebody drawed it.Monkeymonkey: Monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey. Monkey.
Music Video: Like they used to show on that one channel before they just started focusing on drunken bikini trollops shaking their bottoms at Spring Break and Ashton Kucher pointing and laughing at celebrities because he filled their sock drawers with rabid voles.
Parody: It's a thing that pokes fun at another thing by being like that thing, only funnier. Or something.
Random Moment: Apropos of very little, but funny as heck. Must everything mean something? Why does it have to be that way with you? Can't you just enjoy the moment? Is it because I look fat in these culottes? Why can't you just love me for who I am?
Short Film: Like a long film, only less long.
Sketch: "Comedians" make the "funny" on the "stage" or "screen". Not so much stand-up, as a narrative arc with a beginning, middle and end. At least that's the theory.
Speakers On: If you're not listening loudly, you're only getting half the laughs.
2. Virginia, you seem nice, and vaguely as if you might not hit me. Would you go to the prom with me?Awww! I'm sure you're very sweet, and not at all socially awkward or pustule ridden, but I don't think my boyfriend would be all that thrilled about it.
3. Virginia, will you pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease look at my interweb video and post about it?
4. Or maybe be my very bestest MySpace pal?
- No comments.
That friend of yours — the one who always manages to send you links to the funniest, sickest, weirdest, stuff like, before it gets plastered all over the d*#m web? He's totally going DOWN.
We're spending our days scouring every nook and cranny (especially the crannies) of the Internets to bring you the freshest funny we can. Totally Viral sifts through the vast mountains of digital crap so you don't have to.
Of course, if you've found something great — or, better still, uploaded something great — tell us about it!
