- Pandemic.
- Posted by Virginia @ 04:39 PM
- File under: parody
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Pandas. They'll eat your face, and then chow on your baby sister's spleen for afternoon snackies.
Pandas have enjoyed a free ride on the Awwwww! Express for way too florfin' long, and CuteWithChris.com thinks it's high time for the gnarly, toddler-mauling truth to be exposed. Yes, they're cute, and sure, they're all, like, stuffed animal-come-to-life pwecious with the slow moving and the leaf munching, but you know what they'd rather be munching on?
Yeah, that's right. Given half a chance, sweet Mr. Panda Pants will totally pull the Pandamobile up to a drive-thru and order a 12-piece McYourFace meal super-sized with a 32oz YourBlood to wash it all down.
You've been warned.
- VIA: Cute With Chris
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