Refugee Girl dolls show l'il American girls the sunny side of genocide!

Carlos just wants to bring a little character to the PSA he's filming. Too bad this character is big with the assclownitry.

Using The Force to KO the Dark Side is A-OK. Using The Force to JO yourself...not so much.

Rhett & Link are convinced that Pluto's planetary demotion is an injustice on a cosmic scale, so they wrote a song about it. Here's hoping they tackle Uranus next.

Jeanne loves kitties, donuts, feelin' perky, and most of all, Mondays. Her colleagues like it when she shuts the f*ck up.

Animator and Animation are back, and ready to do serious cyber battle again, and Animator's upping the stakes. He's tagged Animation as The Chosen One, and that just might be too much pixel for him to push around.

Dr. Lanny Latham, Certified Life Coach has a headset, a small electronic device, and a 7-step plan for making YOUR life ever so much more rife with psyched-ness.

Nate Craig - not so much a fan of the urban Hummer, nor of the generally strident possessors of such. Nate, would you care to share your feelings with the rest of the class?

Oh, the miracle of a brand new life — so rife with potential and possibility! Will your little liebchen grow up to be governator or gardener, blogger or bullfighter, firefighter or flenser, romance novelist, Rove, superintendent , Superman, or just really super-duper turbo gay? Whatever happens, just know it's totally your fault.

Seriously - can a mythological freakin' creature not get five damn minutes to himself around here without a couple of horny little freaks getting all up in his mystical sh*t?

The van may be mini, but the guffaws are family-sized when harried house-mom Jeannie Tate hosts a talk show while running her daily errands. SNL's Bill Hader comes along for the ride.