Spelling counts. Even when you've given up the ghost.

Who's your big daddy of theoretical physics? Aw yeah - Hawk's verified the location of a black hole, and he's singularly obsessed with its emissions.

Laura Bush would go and open up a can of whoop-ass on the liberals - only they'd prolly like it too darned much.

Shake, baby, shake. Good for go-go. Not so much ga-ga. And if your baby's an Etch-A-Sketch, you've got bigger problems than than the occasional terrible twosie tantrum.

Karen's just become a woman, and her whole family's decided to go with the flow.

Are you gonna get up in the window and dance for the people, or are you just gonna be a chicken?

Jarvis has gotten himself into a sticky, hairy situation with his job, girlfriend and grooming routine. But something tells him things are about to take an upturn.

The lost Olsen triplet is only half the girl she used to be, thanks to her fame-hungry siblings.

As a matter of fact, I am talking about your vagina.

If you are going to watch just one five-second-long dramatic chipmunk video this year, make it this one.

Or possibly the remix.

Hot on the heels of the Pirates of the Carribean franchise's success, the Magic Kingdom is tapping its other thrill rides for cinematic potential. No word on how wild Mr. Toad will go on the silver screen, but there's gotta be a reason he's got all those warts.