Are you gonna get up in the window and dance for the people, or are you just gonna be a chicken?

If you are going to watch just one five-second-long dramatic chipmunk video this year, make it this one.

Or possibly the remix.

BBQ Season has just begun, and already Mom's in the hot seat. Not to worry - she's got some chardonnay with which to cool back down.

We're gonna stick our necks out here and posit that perhaps intimidation over TJ Miller's giraffe fact prowess is not what's herding the honeys away.

This gent's pissed off that his lovely piece of ham has been, well...pissed on. What a bunch of bologna.

Red-hot puddy tat dancing action!

(And we double-dog dare ya to try and get the song out of your head afterward.)

"Mickey Rourke has sex with her. With fruit."

I can't top that.

Yeah baby - churn it. Churn it like you're on Rumspringa! Now lemme see you loosen one of those bonnet strings. Oooh yeah...now slide your hand into that muslin apron pocket reeeaaaallll slow-like. Oh yeah - now shun me. Shun me like I'm wearing primary colors in church...

Kevin's tapping into his inner Sherlock Holmes to solve the mystery of Bobby J's missing keys. No word on how deeply he's willing to probe for an answer.

Manchmal wenn ein hedgehog einen Schwamm sehr liebt, bringt er ihn an und bildet Bonbon, süsse Liebe zu ihm.

It would seem this new dad Ryan Iverson has taken the notion of "rock a bye baby" a tad too literally. One wonders what he'll expect of the babysitter.