Fred Armisen, Chelsea Peretti and the lovely ladies of Variety Shac have convened for a book club meeting at Andy Milonakis' tea house. It doesn't take long for passions to brew, and someone to get in hot water.

Beachcoming was a pretty hairy prospect until Frank Sack grabbed the problem by the short & curlies with the Tuft-B-Gone.

Spelling counts. Even when you've given up the ghost.

Are you gonna get up in the window and dance for the people, or are you just gonna be a chicken?

Jarvis has gotten himself into a sticky, hairy situation with his job, girlfriend and grooming routine. But something tells him things are about to take an upturn.

Nick Nolte, Gary Busey & Kris Kristofferson are happy to be each other's homeboys - which is a blessing, 'cause they've been cursed.

The hilarity. It doth ensue.

They may call it puppy love, but to these slumber party poppets, it's a dream come true.

Our pal Bob may be the star of a live-action comic strip, but he's not especially animated. S'okay - he knows how to make his own fun.

We're not always thrilled by our friends' romantic matches, but at least with working stiff Terry around, you'll never have to worry 'bout when your next casserole is coming from.

Jay's got a big date, and he's feeling tremendously cocky about the whole affair. Will it be a smooth fit, or will he just get the shaft?

Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled drunkards just jonesing for another vodka and Red Bull. Tipsy clubgoers hold forth on why illegal immigrants should or shouldn't be held back from the pursuit of life, liberty and $16 Meatpacking District cocktails.