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  • Junk in Presidential Trunk
  • Posted by Sean Crespo @ 04:07 PM

  • Possibly even right now, President Bush is undergoing a routine colonoscopy.

    In order to assure he doesn't receive any pleasure from the procedure which would then qualify as Biblical cause for his soul to suffer eternal torment in the Lake of Fire, he will be sedated, and thence, safe from any claim made by angels against him during Judgment that a conscious Bush may have been, if even for a moment, a homosexual.

    Furthermore, as required by the Constitution if and when a president is incapacitated, Executive power will be transferred to Vice President Cheney while Bush is undergoing his examination. Under a different, less "Nero"-esque administration, I might not be so concerned. However, two circumstances have me somewhat on edge. After a little research I discovered:


    1. Cheney has asked that the medical procedure take place in a wooded area nearby which he will at that time coincidentally be engaged in a quail hunt.

    2. Cheney has a bill ready to send to the floor of both Houses while Bush is out. The Bill?

    cheney-pyramid.jpg

    We had a good run, America.

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    November 24 2007

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