A story on Yahoo News relates that western China is fighting a plague of rodents by using " 'hot-shot' eagles and foxes" [emphasis mine; ridiculous description of animals theirs].

From my research, I discovered that the original Chinese authority in charge of handling this infestation was at first going to use what he described as "ear to the grindstone, working class" eagles and foxes. "You know, the kind of eagle or fox who knows his place, won't make any waves." The failure of that plan led to his discharge and the subsequent hiring of his old rival from Top Gun Rodent Control Academy, whose name translates to Maverick Great Many Loose Cannon Joy Time...or MavGreMenLooCanJoyTim for short. MavGreMenLooCanJoyTim was of course the one to set in motion the latest plan but was unavilable for a quote due to his participation in a homoerotic volleyball tournament.

However, such simple solutions usually have complex consequences. While eagles and foxes may seem like a blessing now, one day the Chinese will find themselves in a very familiar predicament, complaining about a rampant eagle and fox infestation. And then with what super predator will they solve that problem? It would have to be more agile, more intelligent, faster, and more terrifying hunter than either an eagle or a fox...but unleashing a creature like that would be unthinkable. And considering that Man has never been known for his prudent and conservative use of science as a weapon, I fear it is only a matter of time before the Chinese set loose the dreaded jet-powered Trebekian Spider Shark.

Question: What you should be doing for if you are caught by a jet-powered Trebekian Spider Shark.
Answer: What is praying it kills you quickly?