The "RUNNING SCARED" lunchbox.


Relive the hijinx of Chicago P.O.'s Ray Hughes and Danny Costanzo with every trip to the cafeteria. Next time a bully picks on you, start singing Michael MacDonald's "Sweet Freedom" at the top of your lungs and then read him his rights...but with that patented RUNNING SCARED cheekiness, "You have the right to remain DEAD. Anything you do will be used against you. You have the right to a coroner. If you cannot afford one, we will appoint a medical examiner for you."
Shine sweet freedom, indeed!

The "A Celebration of Backgammon" lunch box.

Your days of being the periphery of attention are over! By sporting the powerfully aphrodisiacal image of a backgammon board on your lunchbox, you've all but consumated the act of getting to first base. But wait...open it up so she or he can see the thermos with a giant checker for a screw-top, and, well, let's just say you'll be taking the afterschool bus home. Cause chances are, with this lunchbox, you'll have earned enough pips to occupy his/her blot all afternoon long...or until your mom shows up. BACKGAMMON!

"Old People: The Lunchbox"

All the fun of the elderly every lunch hour!

We're used to seeing elderly people IN boxes, not on the covers of them. Well, the new "OLD PEOPLE" lunchbox gets all up in your face with its firm stance on Lean Cuisines (pro), its unwaveringly cool attitude about naps, and the always popular and wicked sweet "shawl" look! Now at lunch, you can eat like a real kid or pretend to be old and just "take a few bites" and excuse yourself to go watch the PGA Masters Tournament.

"GLORY DAYS" lunchbox.

Complete with Shattered Dreams thermos shaped like a real business-lunch martini glass!

The "Sean Crespo Will Teach You Webslinging" lunch box.

Sean's obsession with Spiderman comes full circle with his own line of must-have cafeteria paraphenalia.

The lunchbox is also now available with nap-time "Sean and Melinda break-up"-themed quilt for younger students, featuring Sean's other non-Spiderman obsession, his ex-girlfriend Melinda. Downy soft from the cotton-tear blend of fabric used in its manufacturing, there's no subsititute. There's only one so hurry up and order.